So why do condoms suck just so much, i mean people this is 2011 where they just invented a transparent battery, there is an artificial heart that can keep someone alive for a week, and there is a vibrator that works over the internet with the help of software… SO why can’t anyone invent the successor of the condom. Yeah yeah lets hear it “oh its called birth control”, hmm well that doesn’t stop diseases. “oh well don’t fuck around and you won’t need to have your man wear them” said the troll lol well sexually active people kinda need em so those of you who agree with me, you know what i mean.

The rubbery feel,  the non human texture it just has just ahh upsets me lol. Don’t even start with the taste of them, and even tho they make flavored condoms its always at hard to find stores and finding big condoms with flavor is near impossible. yeah i know its something stupid to rant about but it really does annoy me lol. FYI Just cause it annoys me doesn’t mean I’m gonna sleep with some guy without him wearing it lol. oh its going on that dick for sure lol.

Emily Salazar.

2 Responses to Girls Hate Condoms
  1. March 15, 2012 at 10:26 am

    I’m with you all the way. I don’t have any latex allergies, but condoms always felt uncomfortable — too much “grab”, if that makes sense. My husband and I used them during the first year of our relationship, and then I switched to birth control. Then I got pregnant (2004), we tried a diaphragm (2005), got pregnant again (2006), and then had a tubal ligation… so we’ve been condom/birth control free for the last six years, and it’s terrific!

    Of course, I do appreciate and respect condoms for what they provide – 99% effectiveness with preventing pregnancy and STDs. But still, they suck, ha.

    • March 16, 2012 at 8:08 am

      I’m glad to hear it wasn’t just me lol. I always hated them cause the way he felt without them was just simply amazing I mean the texture of his skin has a bit more friction rather than the latex sliding like a car piston there’s less pleasure against my walls. When swinging for us condoms are number one rule, when it’s just us we r all natural lol. Thanks for the comment love. 🙂

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